Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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