i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I got inside last night via doggy door
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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