so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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