listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
