He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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