And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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