"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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