yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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