Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
