On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I need a hoe opinion
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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