Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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