well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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