Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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