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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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