is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
do herpes really smell.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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