Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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