i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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