More tranny stories later!
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
