your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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