Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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