break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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