I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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