i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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