If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
