no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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