how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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