I haven't been this sober since birth.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize