how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
