Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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