: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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