A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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