Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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