good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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