I want to stick my p in your. b.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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