Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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