it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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