Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
whose parrot is this?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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