Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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