Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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