No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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