I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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