so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Randomize
