super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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