He kissed a someone with a penis
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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