If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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