Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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