I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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