I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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