Sponge bath it is.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
