as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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