Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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