ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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