Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
