The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Alive.
So much puke
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Randomize
