he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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