I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish you could order shots online.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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